Theater Training:
Summer Stock – Berkeley, CA 1969
Westwind International Folk Ensemble 1977-1987
Second City Training Program 2002
Dreamt I Played Ophelia in a Jersey City Production of Hamlet

Ordination:
Questionable Moral Character with Existentialist Underpinnings

Sign: The Bird
Favorite drink: Turpentine & Ethanol
Vacation hot spot: Schaumburg, Illinois (then Vegas)
Favorite film: The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
Least favorite person: “W”

Strengths:
• Great Voices Characterizations
• Will laugh at self for food, money or applause
• Ability to sustain prolonged coughing fits
• Really, Really Funny Guy

Weaknesses:
• Cannot Bench Press 500 Pounds
• For My Wife and Grace Kelly (in that order)
• Peanut Brittle

Things that top my TO DO list:
• Live another 15 years (at least)
• Make a #*%!load of Money
• Create World Peace Through Improv

Jobs & Hobbies:
• Photography
• Whining
• Contemplating Death
• Cooking