Education:
I hang out with college girls
Theater Training:
Second City Training Program 2002
Sign: Live Nude Girls Here
Favorite drink: Whatever is in the keg
Vacation hot spot: Rileys
Favorite film: Doctor Zhivago
Favorite sport: Snipe hunting
Most appreciated art: Playboy comics
Strengths:
Characterization skills
Physical comedy
No shame
I will never grow old
Things that top my TO DO list:
Write a biography
Blow up a certain Ryder truck
Learn to crochet
Buy a new fishing license
Have that nasty rash looked at
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