Training:
Second City Training Program 2002
New Choice Improv Spring Workshop 2004
ComedySportz Training Program 2006
Coordinator, Pathways to Successful Living
PADI Certified Rescue Diver

Ordination:
Reverend of the Universal Life Church

Sign: Sagittarius
Favorite drink: Jagermeister and Rumpleminz together over ice
Vacation hot spot: Las Vegas... or Cozumel
Favorite film: What Dreams May Come
Favorite game: Carcassonne, Loot or Chess
Best poker game to play: Screw it, just give the money to Mike
Favorite sport: Play: Racquetball, Watch: Football(American)
Most appreciated art: Dilbert
Current calendar: Page-a-day Islands

Strengths:
• Ability to quickly grasp intricate and complex situations and inaptly apply the most incompressible solution
• Unequivocal use of the English language
• Ability to provide unilateral directorial instruction to those that are beyond reproach

Things that top my TO DO list:
• Leaping buildings (my current goal is less than two bounds)
• Beat Mike at poker
• Eat more SPAM
• Become a multi-millionaire and then
• Top the Worst Dressed List and Best Dressed list in the same year