Theater Training:
Assistant acting coach during senior year of high school
Act One
Second City Training Program 2002

Experience:
Played the mother of a teenage drug addict in our High School play Go ask Alice.
Class production of Birdbath. I was so convincing as the psychotic daughter that no one in class spoke to me for weeks.
Worked backstage doing hair and makeup for a children’s theater
Wrote, directed and created costumes for a children’s play

Favorite drink: Beer, wine
Vacation hot spot: Middle East
Favorite film: Anything with Lon Chaney, Charlie Chaplin, or Ralph Fienes
Favorite game: Passout
Favorite sport: Tennis
Most appreciated art: Egyptian hieroglyphics

Strengths:
• Singing
• Dancing
• Performing
• Psychotic episodes (oh uh never mind)
• Julia Child imitations

Things that top my TO DO list:
• Bring peace to the Middle East
• Spend time with my family
• Create a new reality show that features Donald Trump buying islands and then forcing off all the inhabitants who can’t turn a profit selling mango juice to tourists
• Turn Huntley, Ill into the culture Mecca of the Midwest