Theater Training:
Improv Olympic
Streets of Elburn
Second City Training Program 2002

Ordination:
Reverend of Life

Sign: BAR
Favorite drink: Rum and Coke
Vacation hot spot: Lima, Peru or Thailand
Favorite film: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Favorite game: Pass the Pigs
Favorite sport: See above
Most appreciated art: Rorshawk ink blots

Strengths:
• Ability to use humor to not get the crap beat out of me when I say something stupid
• Complete confidence and trust in my friends and family
• An intense and unwavering grasp of the obvious

Things that top my TO DO list:
• Meet girl who will steal my heart. Catch her in the act. Hold it over her head in exchange for sexual favors
• Beat Mike at poker
• Create World Peace Through Improv
• Rid the world of a&$holes through b-b gun justice
• Become a deity on a remote island inhabited only by beautiful exotic women whose only articles of clothing are silk panties embroidered with “I love Jim.”
• Write a novel about contemporary life in which the hero:
  - Is not a recovering drug/alcohol/sex addict
  - actually enjoys life and wants to keep living
  - isn’t divorced
  - has an okay job
  - is funny and a little dark but not too dark or cynical
  - is still interesting