Improv Experience:
No Parking Players, 1997-2002
Bagelfish, 2004

Battlecry:
"Time to make the donuts, you bastards!"

Favorite food: Muffins
Favorite game: Eat Poop You Cat
Favorite sport: Ultimate Frisbee
Favorite music: Funk
Favorite Twilight Zone episode: "To Serve Man"
Favorite quote: "Nothing easy is ever simple."

Skills:
• Finding puns
• Finding slant rhymes
• Finding words in Boggle

Goals:
• Represent the East Coast.
• Get a "Cool" ranking on every level of Parappa the Rapper.
• Adopt kitten. Teach kitten to paint.
• Do that run-up-the-wall somersault thing.
• Take piano lessons. Again.
• Attain greatness.