Theater Training:
Second City 2004-2005
Riley Elementary School plays 2nd-6th grade plays

Words to live by:
"Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive"
-From the great philosopher Van Wilder

Strengths:
I can sell ice to Eskimos
The ability to not take life serious at all
A great listener
A great talker
I'm good enough. Smart enough. And gosh darn it people like me.

Sign: Gemini
Personal Heroes: My Mommy and Donald Trump
Favorite drink: Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper with Captain
Favorite film: Boiler Room
Favorite sport(s): Are you ready for some football!!!
Most appreciated art: Female mud wrestling

Things that top my TO DO list:
• 2 supermodels at the same time
• Retire before I hit 40
• Make the world a less serious place
• Become the biggest Real Estate Agent in Illinois
• Grow some hair